12/01/2010

j'adore la logique instinctive

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER :   Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA :
      Here it is.
TEACHER :   Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS :       Maria.

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TEACHER :      John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor ?

JOHN :        
  You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER :     Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile ?'

GLENN :      
  K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER :     No, that's wrong

GLENN :      
  Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how
I spell it.


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TEACHER :    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water ?

DONALD :     H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER :    What are you talking about ?

DONALD :     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER :     Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE :    
  Me !
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TEACHER :     Glen, why do you always get so dirty ?

GLEN :
          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER :       Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE :        
  I is..
TEACHER :       No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE :        
  All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'    
 
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TEACHER :     George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. 

                     Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him  ?
LOUIS :    
     Because George still had the axe in his hand.    
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TEACHER :     Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating ?

SIMON :    
   No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER :    Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?

CLYDE :        No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER :  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ?
HAROLD :   A teacher

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